Wednesday, October 21, 2015

For Better Or For Worse The Future Ain’t What It Used To Be

Today’s the day Marty McFly arrives in the future to find that the Cubs won the World Series. Doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen just like Skynet didn’t nuke the world in 2011 and New York didn’t turn into a walled prison city by 1997. If we don't have spinners, replicants, c-beams and a Tannhauser Gate by 2019 I'm officially giving up on the prognosticating power of 80s movies.

If it turns out that 90s movies have a better track record, after the Franchise Wars all restaurants might be Taco Bell. 

Scary. I mean, I like Taco Bell just fine but sometimes I need a burger or a pizza. After my 500-thousandth Chillupa I'll be praying for an Armageddon asteroid to put me out of my misery.

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