Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Know Any Good Junk Food Carols?

Today is National Junk Food Day. This would be my life-long favorite holiday if I hadn’t only heard of it for the first time five minutes ago. (Actually, that’s not true. No holiday will ever be my favorite if it doesn’t get me a day off work. Any holiday that doesn’t do that just isn’t pulling its weight.) Still, I like this totally b.s. made up day because I love junk food. I’m a junk food junkie. I have a junk food jones. Clearly. I just started a whole damned blog about the stuff and named it that.

What can you expect from this little ol’ web log? In the coming weeks we’ll take a look at some odd food combinations, try to figure out what’s up with weirdo Oreos, discuss the best candy bar you’ve never heard of, investigate whether the much-hyped fast food “secret menus” actually exist, learn why I should have been the guy to create “Man vs. Food” (seriously, I was all over that idea) and find out how to eat junk food every day and still have some fine-looking abs to attract the attractive members of the sex you’re attracted to at the pool, beach, or other naked-torso-friendly locale of your choice. So join me, won’t you? I know I will.

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