It's Alive!

I just discovered that the Reese’s Peanut Butter Christmas Trees and Reese’s Christmas Bells are in stores! You know that made me dance a little dance and sing a little song. At first. Then I stopped dancing and singing, and not just because the people in the Ralph’s candy isle were staring at me. It was also because I realized that Reese’s is completely ignoring one of the best junk food holidays around: Thanksgiving. Why no chocolate-peanut butter turkeys, y’all? That ain’t right. How can I go straight to Christmas candy knowing that Turkey Day is being snubbed? So I decided to do something about it. I made my own damned turkey. Suck on that, Reese’s!

You can do it too! Grab yourself some of those trees and bells and also a bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Ghosts, a Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkin and a sack of candy corn off the leftover Halloween candy discount shelf and get ready for some tasty arts and crafts.

It’s quick and easy. Just use a peanut butter pumpkin as the body, cut off a hunk of tree to make the fan of tail feathers, decapitate a ghost and there's your turkey head, shove the top of a piece of candy corn in it to make a beak, cram all that together then stick it on a Reese’s Peanut Butter Christmas Bell which serves as the feet. There you go! It’s a delicious Reese’s Peanut Butter Turkey!

I may have too much free time.